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It's been awhile!

Hey blog readers, I'm back!

My owners put a flea collar on me after my bath. I did not like that thing! I scratched it off a few times but they kept putting it back on. Then they got some drops to put on my neck to get rid of fleas. They took the collar off, but I think the drops are being thwarted by the fleas in the carpet now! BLAH!

They went to the store and bought this monster machine thing. It eats the floor up! It's got a huge eye and makes a horrible noise!



In other news, both my owners are now gone all day. They get up and pet me in the morning, and then they disappear for like 9 hours!! I'm alllllllll alone! It's not fun!

But, I have taken over the couch now:

Bath????

OMG! That was the worst thing ever! I can't believe they did that to me!!! I'm still scratching so I don't think they "helped" me much! I'm very upset still.

Fleas?

Hmmm... so it appears I have fleas. My new home didn't have them so they must have tagged along from the shelter. It's too bad the shelter workers didn't tell my new owners. I wouldn't have been scratching like this for nearly 3 months!!

Unfortunately that means I'm probably going to have a bath. *sigh* They better wear protection from my claws. I am not going to be fun.

May I have a drink of that?

Hello again my loyal readers!

I've come to the conclusion that drinks taste waaaay better out of my owner's cup. Even if I have the same thing in my bowl.


Last night I had some milk and some ice water. I wonder when they are gonna get some more coke. I love drinking that, too!

I'm sorry!

This afternoon I got really excited that one of my owner's was eating a BLT at the table. I tried to jump up and investigate like I always do, but the table was cluttered and I slipped. On my way down I freaked out and put out my claws (that my owners were so nice to let me keep!!) and ended up slicing up my other owner's leg.

I'd just like to take this time to say, "I'm sorry!".

(But I can't guarantee it won't happen again)

Check out this cool website!

Look at this neato website!

www.valzone.com

I enjoy looking at all the pet supplies. I hope someone buys me an Ice Cream Ball, though. MMM ice cream!

My owners left for almost the whole weekend!!

This past weekend I spent almost all day Saturday by myself!! OMG! I didn't think they were ever gonna come back.


I ended up eating quite a lot of my crackers because I thought I should add to my fat reserve just in case. This just resulted in me laying on the floor for hours on end.

Luckily they came home. They went to some wedding or something. *sigh* I hope they never leave me again!

Meow

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