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Summertime

It's getting to be summer time in Maine. Whoopeee. No more snow for me to stare at out the window. Also the neighbor kitties are out and about again. Hanging out on *my* porch pissing me off. GRRR! They are lucky there's a window between us because I would rip them to shreds otherwise.

Speaking of ripping to shreds, during one of my episodes of flipping out about a cat on the porch, I attacked Heather's arm. I hurt her pretty badly and she cried for a while. I think she's all healed now. I couldn't help myself. Sorry.

I'm still scratching everything. I especially like to scratch the new coat of paint Heather put over the other scratch marks. I'm evil, I know. No amount of yelling or squirts of water will stop me from waking Heather up at all hours of the night. It's not my fault she doesn't have a kitty sleep cycle.

Until next time.... Meowzelbub out.

Update!

So, I'm blogging again. I know you all missed me soooooooo much because I'm, like, the bestest cat ever.

What's happened in my life since January?


They put those stupid pink nail covers on me. I chew them off several times and finally they gave up replacing them. My nails are no longer pink.

To make them feel better, I stopped scratching things for a while. However, now I'm back in full force. No sleep for you!


I helped Heather make ice cream in this crazy ball thing. It was really loud and heavy so I didn't help that much. But she still let me eat some of the ice cream.

I sleep on Forrest's lap whenever I get the chance. He plays his computer games for hours and hours, so I get to sit there FOREVER. It's so comfy. I usually start snoring.